I know, I know, animated GIFs and midi files from Batman Forever are very, very funny. Alas, the University of Oregon short-sheeted my account there, so I've made the inevitable move to the .commercial realm of websites. If anyone's got a handle on the negating-pop-up-ad-windows javascript, I'll be your best friend. Until then, just let the window linger someplace in the background and it shouldn't harass you too much.

Initially this site was an assignment for a Computer-Science course, but HTML really grew on me so now I come here to write and try out new stuff. I spend most of my time at work, but I pretend to have a life by also drawing, painting, and writing screenplays, pieces of novels, and poetry. I sometimes go outside too. It's hard to be original anymore in the Web environment, so I'll spare you lame witticisms (if you want those, minus the lame part, go here) and self-deprecating stories about my life - oh wait, those are here someplace after all.

P.S., to any publishers or writers out there who stumble across this site, I'm really a terrific editor (and humble too!) and know Quark and AP style like the back of my hand. Have your people call my people, and we'll do lunch.